Hansel and Greta by Jeanette Winterson

Author:Jeanette Winterson [Winterson, Jeanette]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781473578173
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2020-07-29T00:00:00+00:00

‘Didn’t I send you two on a PICNIC?’

A woman who looked like a llama pushed in. ‘Children these days are so ungrateful and selfish.’

‘I don’t know why we have children,’ said a man who looked like a snake.

‘You were all children once!’ I said. The grown-ups were furious. Like I’d said a Bad Word.

‘We were well-behaved children!’ said the llama lady.

‘Children my nose!’ said GreedyGuts. ‘These two won’t be children for much longer.’

‘This is Dad’s house, not yours!’ said Hansel.

A vast woman wearing a shiny brown dress that said EAT ME waddled over. She looked like a human being made out of a bar of chocolate. GuzzleGuts.

‘Who are YOU?’ she said, dripping chocolate venom.

‘His name’s Handset,’ said GreedyGuts. ‘You see what I have to put up with? All I wanted was for these children to starve to death while I had a little party.’

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